this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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