? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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