What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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