AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
