One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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