that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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