I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Is it because I queefed?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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