come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
