@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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