went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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