Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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