singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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