i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Sorry about my life...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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