I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She's like a pop up book from hell.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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