I swear she didn't look like that last week.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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