So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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