So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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