I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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