Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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