I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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