im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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