Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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