I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
