He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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