Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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