Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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