I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Randomize
