All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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