Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
babies were throwing up all over the place
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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