belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
