I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
