i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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