I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Randomize
