dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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