Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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