sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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