brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I seem to have left my pride at pride
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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