You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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