I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude i'm inner monologue high
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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