Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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