do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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