is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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