I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
ugly people sure do ruin things
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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