Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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