Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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