I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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