At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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