That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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