did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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