I hope mine doesn't look like that
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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