THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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