none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
