yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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