I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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